A Man At the Pearly Gates A man dies and goes to Heaven. At the pearly gates he meets St. Peter, St. Peter is looking over the mans folder and says to the man' "I can't let you in because your records show that you have done nothing to help your fellow man. But if you can think of one thing that you did to help, I'll let you in." The man thinks for a minute and says, "There was this one time I was driving down this dark, deserted road one night when I came upon a bunch of bikers in the middle of the road. They had this young lady there and each biker was taking his turn with her. I got my tire iron from my trunk and walked into the middle of them,  picked out the biggest, ugliest one of them and hit him in back of the head. As he lay on the ground the rest of the bikers surrounded me. I slapped my tire ironl in my hand and said which one of sons-of-bitches is next?" St. Peter looked at the man and asked, "When did this happen?" The man replied while looking at his watch, "About ten minutes ago."